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THE GALLERY OF MEDIOCRITY_

// A catalog of over-engineered, cursed, or gloriously doomed engineering projects.

[FAIL-01]
OVER-ENGINEERED / HARDWARE REALITY CHECK

Building a 60 FPS WebGL CRT Simulator & AI Body-Tracking Spaceship to Fight 6 Physical TVs and HDMI-to-RCA Adapters

Wrote a 346-line single-pass CRT shader, a 15,734 Hz NTSC flyback oscillator, a 60 FPS MediaPipe pose & clothing-color classifier, and a 2,839-line calibration deck to fix problems that belonged to a screwdriver and a $4 composite adapter.

TL;DR_METRIC ::2,839 LOC Calibration GUI vs. 1 Loose Composite Cable
V-FEED [06] — 6 physical CRT televisions mounted in a 2x3 steel rack matrix on the exhibition floor
[ EXHIBIT_EVIDENCE :: 13 PHOTOS ATTACHED ]OPEN DOSSIER ->
[ ARCHIVE_STATUS: 01 DECLASSIFIED DOSSIER // 04 INCIDENTS PENDING AUTOPSY ][ FILTER: HARDWARE_HUBRIS = TRUE | COST_TO_BENEFIT_RATIO = NaN ]